The Value of Indirectness

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After thinking about the question for a while I have come up with some general guidelines about dealing with the question of Jewish identity. The watchword here is, 'indirectness:' Unless a Jew has already revealed himself (herself) as a Jew, NEVER ask the suspected Jew directly. You will only offend the said suspected Jew. I repeat: Never! Ever!

For example, here are some questions you should never ask a suspected Jew:

• Are you a Jew?
• Are you Jewish? (this is slightly less offensive, but insufficient)
• Are you a Heeb? (extremely offensive)
• Do you wear a beanie? (same as above)

Those questions and similar questions are no-nos. Jews have no sense of humor regarding their Jewishness except in the presence of other Jews.

Which brings us to more sensitive (Jewish 'sensitivity' resides above the ears) approaches:

• Don't you just love Falwell?
• I'm really big on The 700 Club. Aren't you? (Careful here: some Jews are!)
• Don't you just love the new pope!
• Did you see that gross homoerotic movie about Jesus? Yuck.

Depending on the reaction you may be able to determine the Jewishness of the person in question. But remember: Jews in general are loathe to reveal themselves because of historical considerations. Final word: be extremely careful around suspected Jews. Your livelyhood might depend on it.

Careful: Jews are Touchy

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Which brings us to the subject of how, exactly, do you determine whether or not your pediatrician is a Jew? Do you flat out ask the sucker? 'Are you a Jew?' Or, do you go about doing that sort of thing in a more subtle manner, taking into account possible 'Jewish sensibilities?' I've been thinking about a scale of Jewish sensibility in this regard. What would a Jew find offensive? My experience has been that some of them are pretty fucking touchy. So far I have asked two suspected Jews (both were physicians) whether they were Jews: one of them called the cops on me and I ended up in a mental (tap) ward for the night, and the other - outraged - said, 'I might be, I might not be.' He did not call the cops on me because I was already in his 'care' due to my last question (above) to another touchy fucking Jewish physician.

So perhaps you can profit from my unfortunate experience with touchy Jews. Do you want to know whether your doctor recommends circumcision (boom) for your newborn son because he himself is Jewish, suffering from penis envy? If so, how do you determine his status without offending him (or her)? Good question.

Be Careful What You Ask Your Doctor

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This is a huge subject. The Jews would have you think that it is a fairly narrow subject, but that would be a gross mis-characterization. Jews themselves are unaware of how big the subject really is. And it is a 'verboten' subject, best left to the folks at The Anti-Defecation League to define (such being the current 'popular culture' evaluation). This subject swims beneath the surface of modern culture like a Great White Shark seeking to devour unfortunate victims. This subject is at the bottom of Jewish Power in America. (I cite Amazon here because my original book was stolen by Judeo-faggot forces back in the '90s after I had written about it in my 'Drog.')

Probably the most telling example of this huge subject of Anti-Semitism resides in the story of the circumcision of America in the latter half of the 20th Century. The palpable fear in medical circles at the time - of being labeled, 'Anti-Semitic' - probably contributed to the the current circumcised - which is to say, mutilated - state of the American penis: the non-Jewish medical establishment was simply afraid to speak up for fear of being devoured by that GWS. The current case is a good example: Mel Gibson is being literally eaten alive on tv by that same GWS.

The possible approaches to the discussion of Anti-Semitism are mind-boggling. You could start pretty much anywhere, from inside your underpants, to a question to your doctor. Did you know, for example, that an apparently innocent question to your doctor ('Are you Jewish?') could land you in a mental hospital?

Lucky You!

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It's thundering outside as I write this. Perfect. I had a little beer left over from last Friday night and today was the obvious time to consume it. Monday was a very bad day because I was severely sleep-deprived due to Judeo-faggot RF Sunday night. They seem to have switched from playfully titilating my scrotum with a mild dose, to destroying as much nerve tissue as possible with heavy, stinging, RF. Last night was quite violent.

I had gone to bed early (about 8 pm) in hopes (thump) of getting enough sleep for the next day. The prickly, stinging RF began about ten minutes after I hit the sack and lasted for the next five hours (tap). There was also another hour of it from 0500 to 0600. Kootch woke me up at 0700, but I was able to sleep RF-free 'til 0900. Enough sleep.

So today I have been really enjoying Mel Gibson's recent unfortunate encounter with the LA cops. What a juicy story! I say this, of course, from the point of view of a non-Jewish authority on the phenomenon of 'AntiSemitism.' Most authorities on the subject are Jews, of course. But I am that rare (tap) example of an Irish (half) Catholic (former) authority. Whereas formerly you had only Jews to instruct you in the matter of AntiSemitism you now have me as a sort of counterbalance. Lucky you!